Technology is BOLLOCKS!!!

UGH!!!  My laptop is dying.  Stupid stupid technology...UGH!!!  Here's the deal:

I have an Apple PowerBook G4, which I know is by now in the same category as the Tyrannosaurus, but it's what I have by way of cool gadgetry and for what it's worth it's worked pretty well for me since I picked it up in 2007.  It's been very sturdy and fast and has held up against the multitudes of upgrades that apple have launched since I was able to afford this one on eBay clearance.

Well anyway...

Like I said my laptop is dying.  Since picking it up it's had 2 battery replacements, a power cord replacement, a hard drive replacement, and now it's looking like it's going to need a logic board (i.e. Mother Board for you PC users), which honestly means I need to replace it completely because let's be honest-the way Apple Corp likes to charge to the moon for any and everything it sells, a logic board will probably run me just under the cost of a new MacBook Pro...(BOOOO THAT SHITE!!!)

So for now I have the defibrillator on standby just in case my PowerBook decides that today, tomorrow etc is the day it needs to join Elizabeth, with hope that I can hold out for a little while longer before I give in to Steve and his coven down in Frisco...but I gotta be honest, it ain't looking so good for the home team.

-Mr. DJ